Knobhead Carys took a trip to the south

And found a place near Paris and there isn't a doubt that

She was quite embarrassed when the doctor she saw

Said she's the knobbiest of them all



Knobhead Carys in the park at Versailles

She's there to see the palace, but the doctor's not shy

He says her lung tissue's densely packed with alveoli

You're the knobbiest of them all



Knobhead Carys really wants to eat

To counter this bloke's malice, something cold and sweet

Shouting after is the medical man

When she thinks she hears something...



"Ice cream van!"



"Knobhead! That's not an ice cream van.

That's not an ice cream van, it's just a kid with a music box.

That's not an ice cream van it's just a toy in a pram.



You're a knobhead, with an alveolar bed"

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